Item the First:
|Absolutely Fabulous Afghan Kit from Colinette|
The oldest of projects, this afghan (henceforth to be known as the "Blanket of Perpetuousity") has been my bosom companion for near a decade. It is detestable in its unwillingness to finish itself, and if familiarity breeds contempt, then this rag is held in deepest scorn. Also it is very pretty.
Started in the Year of Our Lord 2001, I will turn all my attention to finishing this beast post haste.
Item the Second:
Begun March 13, 2008, this lovely sweater may be doomed to further languish as focus is placed on other, easier projects.
Item the Third:
|The Doctor's Scarf|
Begun during the early fall of 2008.
Item the Fourth:
This lovely green sweater was first begun during the year of 2010, although faulty record keeping shrouds the exact date in the mists of time.
Item the Fifth:
The first, failed attempt was begun on May 1, 2011. A day for lovers, but not, it seems, for that doomed sock. The difficult decision made, a new sock was begun that June.
Item the Sixth:
|The Lotus Eaters|
Item the Seventh:
Begun in 2011, one sock has already been complete. It's mate cast on and resting in the author's reticule awaiting it's completion.
Item the Eighth:
A pattern of the knitter's own devising, this scarf will one day grace the slender neck of a young lady of good breeding in my acquaintance. The colors are to her liking, displaying as it does all of the hues of a freshly shorn unicorn.
Begun during September of 2011, this was meant to to serve as a gift to display my Auntish affections. Another project made itself known, however, and this scarf abandoned. Perhaps her birthday?
The above contains a true and factual accounting of all knitting projects currently desirous of finishing. February should many of these fine projects put, at last, to rest.