So, the Clown Barf hat was conceived and born. Made of a pattern of my own reckoning: simple-simple...rolled brim on size 6 needles, stockinette on 8s. CO. 80 stitches, increase to 88 when changing needles. Knit until you are bored or about 6 inches. Spread the decreases out evenly across the 88 stitches--first round was knit 9, k2tog around--I decreased in a manner that made sense and ended up without being too flat or too pointy, et voila:
|I swear I just took this picture...it is not, in fact, Spring in TN.|
In other news, Halloween is nearly upon us. I have had neither time, nor energy, nor spoons to devote to kids' Halloween. Morgan is planning to be a Hogwarts student (a costume that anyone in this house could put together with their eyes closed, and one hand tied behind their back...although that would make putting the robe on awkward). Rowan wants to be a cone-head zombie from Plants vs. Zombies. It'll be adorable, assuming I can come up with a reasonable facsimile of an orange traffic cone to place upon his pate.
Wish me luck.